Iq Test Enthusiast Gifts

Gag t-shirt for Mensa members.

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

'I don't care if he does have an I.Q. of 169. I still think he's faking.'

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

Senior Jeopardy!

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

Spot Quiz....

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

"We're going to run some tests: bloodwork, a cat-scan and the S.A.T.'s."

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

"Well, my IQ is 180--and that's in Centigrade, not Fahrenheit."

Spot the fur ball.

Philosophy Test Today. This "Meaning of Life" question -- is that essay or true-false?

Graph to find your IQ

'Our only option is to improve quality or hire more lawyers.'

"You don't have to answer that."

'Relax. This is only a test.'

'Due to budget cutbacks we are combining our annual employee dinner with The Seven Basic Quality Control Tools Training.'

'Do either of you fancy joining our pub quiz team?'

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

The Mom quiz show

Pharmacy School. We're having a pop quiz. I should have known there'd be surprise drug tests in pharmacy school.

Pandemic Jeopardy

Mensa gym...we exercise the mind!

Quizzo tonight! Win a tee shirt! Trivia is my middle name, but I have all the tee shirts I need. So, tell me something: Are there Quizzo groupies?

Stephen Fry

'According to the compatibility test in this magazine, no jury would convict me.'

'This is the last time I get a truck with a think tank.'

"I'm sorry but the correct answer is not 'I'm sorry if you feel offended.'"

"I'm afraid your test results aren't good. For a start, the capital of Rwanda is Kigali and you put Nairobi."

'It's so cool we have another test today.'

"School is a lot like life. It's hours and hours of boredom...interrupted by the occasional moment of panic."