Iq Test Enthusiast Pillows

Gag t-shirt for Mensa members.

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

'I don't care if he does have an I.Q. of 169. I still think he's faking.'

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

Senior Jeopardy!

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

Spot Quiz....

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

Spot the fur ball.

"Well, my IQ is 180--and that's in Centigrade, not Fahrenheit."

Graph to find your IQ

'Our only option is to improve quality or hire more lawyers.'

"You don't have to answer that."

'Relax. This is only a test.'

'Due to budget cutbacks we are combining our annual employee dinner with The Seven Basic Quality Control Tools Training.'

'Do either of you fancy joining our pub quiz team?'

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

The Mom quiz show

Pandemic Jeopardy

'According to the compatibility test in this magazine, no jury would convict me.'

'This is the last time I get a truck with a think tank.'

"I'm sorry but the correct answer is not 'I'm sorry if you feel offended.'"

"I'm afraid your test results aren't good. For a start, the capital of Rwanda is Kigali and you put Nairobi."

Carl thought Jesus was the answer...

Budget Opticians.

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