Iq Enthusiasts Pillows

"I wish I had his I.Q.!"

Hush puppy.

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

'What makes you think you know so much?' - 'Your questions.'

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

"Well, my IQ is 180--and that's in Centigrade, not Fahrenheit."

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

The not so secret life of Walter Mitty

Children's questions

'I inherited therefore I am'

'I always answer their questions with a question - it drives them nuts!'

Outlaw Quilting Bees

Curious George, Dad

That Pesky 'Why' Chromosome.

"Stop asking so many questions, or it's right back to Books on Tape for you."

'This is the last time I get a truck with a think tank.'

'Granted we have to do the research. And we can do some research on the research. but I don't think we should get involved in research on research on research.'

So, do you have any hidden talents?

River Source

"Sure, I love the scent of a REAL tree, but nothing beats the convenience of ignoring the holidays altogether."

'Do you have anything on obtrusive personality disorder?'

"Sign here, initial here, rassle Zeke for the keys and you're all set."

"What do you mean I ask too many questions?"

Qualifications

"Is there a section at the bottom for comments?"

'It's SUPPOSED to be quiet up here!'

Shut the F#%* up! (Formally Shhhh!)

"We're all good here. . . thanks anyway."

Peg Party.

Garden spade and fork shaped like a knife and fork.