Quip Enthusiast Pillows

'Does your wife pick your suits?' 'No, just my pockets!'

Friends with insurance benefits.

'Could you come back tomorrow, sir? -- Our copier is down.'

Blooming Nuisance

Pi Ala Mode.

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

'I don't like our new copier, it sliced my report into hundreds of tiny strips.'

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

Tata: Goodbuy or Goodbye?

"You sure you don't want any Pi?"

Forty-five words per minute? Impossible!

Jokes machine.

'Well, there's another strikeout. ... get that bat company on the phone. I'm having second thoughts about their so-called 'volume discount.''

"Remember son, evolution peaks with us - chimps were in space before man!"

Bat out of Hell

Backdoor

Geek in indignation at fellow geek's T-shirt which says: 'I'm with someone who can only recite pi to 100 decimal places.'

"I've got a friend who thinks I'm Napoleon."

NEW FALL LINEUP

James Boswell

"Be rational."

That Pesky 'Why' Chromosome.

'This is the last time I get a truck with a think tank.'

Stun-gun target practice.

Evolution of the Mathematician.

Dry Cleaning

'V. K. Duvine and Prodigal Son (if he comes back)

'Dried meat, survival set, folding spade... okay. Now I'm ready to go shopping with you.'

"Our carbon footprint has been very, very good to us."

Quill

Beaten up man to Good Samaritan: 'Thank you. My insurance doesn't cover roadside service.'

Qualifications