Iq Enthusiast Pillows

We realise you do better on your I.Q. tests than you do in anything else, but you just cannot major in I.Q.

'This is the last time I get a truck with a think tank.'

Mensa Application Form.

"We realize you do better on your I.Q. tests than you do on anything else, but you just cannot major in I.Q."

Hush puppy.

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

"Our bond is stronger because we chose each other."

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

"I've been reading a book of famous quotations. It's amazing how many are by a famous Greek named Anonymous."

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

'Quotes, woof, woof, woof, woof, closed quotes.'

"Well, my IQ is 180--and that's in Centigrade, not Fahrenheit."

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

'What makes you think you know so much?' - 'Your questions.'

Frog Prince thinks: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horsefly.'

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

Children's questions

The not so secret life of Walter Mitty

'I always answer their questions with a question - it drives them nuts!'

"Don't pull that ditzy-chick, routine with me! A witness saw you cross the road, what I want to know is. . . why?"

Curious George, Dad

Clydesdale never misses a beat.

That Pesky 'Why' Chromosome.

"Stop asking so many questions, or it's right back to Books on Tape for you."

'Granted we have to do the research. And we can do some research on the research. but I don't think we should get involved in research on research on research.'

'This will help you keep track of who's who.'

"Did you say something? I thought I heard a sound bite."

So, do you have any hidden talents?

Fool me once, shame on me, fool me twice, you may be qualified to go to law school!

"Sign here, initial here, rassle Zeke for the keys and you're all set."

'Do you have anything on obtrusive personality disorder?'

"Sure, I love the scent of a REAL tree, but nothing beats the convenience of ignoring the holidays altogether."

"Son, talk loudly and carry a big shtick.

"What do you mean I ask too many questions?"