Iq Enthusiast Gifts

We realise you do better on your I.Q. tests than you do in anything else, but you just cannot major in I.Q.

'This is the last time I get a truck with a think tank.'

Your IQ is 176, Peel. - 'Is that high?' - 'That's higher than Stephen Hawking.' - 'Wow!' - 'Maybe you'll be a great physicist one day.' - 'Will I shrivel, too?' -

Mensa Application Form.

"We realize you do better on your I.Q. tests than you do on anything else, but you just cannot major in I.Q."

Hush puppy.

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

"Our bond is stronger because we chose each other."

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

"I've been reading a book of famous quotations. It's amazing how many are by a famous Greek named Anonymous."

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

'Quotes, woof, woof, woof, woof, closed quotes.'

Frog Prince thinks: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horsefly.'

"Well, my IQ is 180--and that's in Centigrade, not Fahrenheit."

'What makes you think you know so much?' - 'Your questions.'

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

Children's questions

The not so secret life of Walter Mitty

'I always answer their questions with a question - it drives them nuts!'

Clydesdale never misses a beat.

Curious George, Dad

"Don't pull that ditzy-chick, routine with me! A witness saw you cross the road, what I want to know is. . . why?"

"Stop asking so many questions, or it's right back to Books on Tape for you."

That Pesky 'Why' Chromosome.

'Granted we have to do the research. And we can do some research on the research. but I don't think we should get involved in research on research on research.'

'This will help you keep track of who's who.'

Another Cerebral Question. The future is right in front of us and we can't see it. The past is behind us and we can see it. What kind of logic is that?!

So, do you have any hidden talents?

'Do you have anything on obtrusive personality disorder?'

"Sign here, initial here, rassle Zeke for the keys and you're all set."

Fool me once, shame on me, fool me twice, you may be qualified to go to law school!

"Sure, I love the scent of a REAL tree, but nothing beats the convenience of ignoring the holidays altogether."

"Did you say something? I thought I heard a sound bite."