Question Enthusiast Gifts

"Stop asking so many questions, or it's right back to Books on Tape for you."

'I always answer their questions with a question - it drives them nuts!'

"I stand corrected. There ARE such things as stupid questions."

"Is there a section at the bottom for comments?"

"Mind if I ask a Bloody Good Question?"

Another Cerebral Question. The future is right in front of us and we can't see it. The past is behind us and we can see it. What kind of logic is that?!

"Well, Pendergast, I stand corrected on that part about there being no dumb questions."

Children's questions

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

"At least we agree to disagree."

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

Human Brain

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

"I've been reading a book of famous quotations. It's amazing how many are by a famous Greek named Anonymous."

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

'Quotes, woof, woof, woof, woof, closed quotes.'

X-RAY

'Miss, I think I've learnt all I can too.'

Frog Prince thinks: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horsefly.'

"Of course I'm responsible for that marketing plan, but you're responsible for how it turned out!"

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

''Et cetera' implies that you know much more than you really do. . .'

'I understand night and day, but which came first?'

"If you could have a dinner conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be?"

"C'mon, Hillary – just answer the question!"

"You're wise, but you lack tree smarts."

Punctuation Weather

Curious George, Dad

"Don't pull that ditzy-chick, routine with me! A witness saw you cross the road, what I want to know is. . . why?"

That Pesky 'Why' Chromosome.

'It's yet another customer survey asking about our last oil change. Was it poor, fair, very good, blissful or orgasmic?'

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

'Granted we have to do the research. And we can do some research on the research. but I don't think we should get involved in research on research on research.'