Question Enthusiast Mugs

"Stop asking so many questions, or it's right back to Books on Tape for you."

'I always answer their questions with a question - it drives them nuts!'

"I stand corrected. There ARE such things as stupid questions."

"Is there a section at the bottom for comments?"

"Well, Pendergast, I stand corrected on that part about there being no dumb questions."

Children's questions

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

"At least we agree to disagree."

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

"I've been reading a book of famous quotations. It's amazing how many are by a famous Greek named Anonymous."

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

Human Brain

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

'Quotes, woof, woof, woof, woof, closed quotes.'

X-RAY

'Miss, I think I've learnt all I can too.'

"Of course I'm responsible for that marketing plan, but you're responsible for how it turned out!"

Frog Prince thinks: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horsefly.'

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

"C'mon, Hillary – just answer the question!"

"If you could have a dinner conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be?"

''Et cetera' implies that you know much more than you really do. . .'

'I understand night and day, but which came first?'

"You're wise, but you lack tree smarts."

Punctuation Weather

"Don't pull that ditzy-chick, routine with me! A witness saw you cross the road, what I want to know is. . . why?"

Curious George, Dad

That Pesky 'Why' Chromosome.

'It's yet another customer survey asking about our last oil change. Was it poor, fair, very good, blissful or orgasmic?'

'This will help you keep track of who's who.'

'Granted we have to do the research. And we can do some research on the research. but I don't think we should get involved in research on research on research.'

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

"Apropo of nothing, would you still love me if I were a sausage?"

"Son, talk loudly and carry a big shtick.