Question Enthusiasts Gifts

'Apparently when children ask lots of questions it's a sign of intelligence.'

Curious George, Dad

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

Senior Jeopardy!

"At least we agree to disagree."

Spot Quiz....

"And you need to know this why?"

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

'What makes you think you know so much?' - 'Your questions.'

Philosophy Test Today. This "Meaning of Life" question -- is that essay or true-false?

Spot the fur ball.

"Of course I'm responsible for that marketing plan, but you're responsible for how it turned out!"

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

"You don't have to answer that."

'Relax. This is only a test.'

'Do either of you fancy joining our pub quiz team?'

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

'I understand night and day, but which came first?'

Pharmacy School. We're having a pop quiz. I should have known there'd be surprise drug tests in pharmacy school.

Children's questions

"If you could have a dinner conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be?"

The Mom quiz show

"C'mon, Hillary – just answer the question!"

Pandemic Jeopardy

'I always answer their questions with a question - it drives them nuts!'

Quizzo tonight! Win a tee shirt! Trivia is my middle name, but I have all the tee shirts I need. So, tell me something: Are there Quizzo groupies?

"Don't pull that ditzy-chick, routine with me! A witness saw you cross the road, what I want to know is. . . why?"

Punctuation Weather

'According to the compatibility test in this magazine, no jury would convict me.'

That Pesky 'Why' Chromosome.

"Stop asking so many questions, or it's right back to Books on Tape for you."