Question Fanatic Gifts

Punctuation Weather

Where your mind & battle are los

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

Television Readers.

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

Evolution.

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

Characters jumping out of a book.

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

'Sue didn't watch soap operas all the time. She also reads books'

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

Addicted to reading

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

'It's very fast-paced. The book was over before I could finish reading it.'

The Quotable Ben Franklin. To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals. And not flying thy kite during thunderstorms might help, too!

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

"He's writing a novel for the first time in decades. It has less to do with the urge to create or say something new, and more to do with the fact that all his previous books are now out of print."

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

Nervous World Markets.

Heaven

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

Pokemon Get Lost

"And last week I nearly crashed while reading on the freeway..."

'OK, be the ball, be the ball, be the ball'

"No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions."

Keys to Success: Focus, Alertness, Concentration...

Political Debate, 'I'd like a word with the debate chairman.'

"Let's get the important stuff out of the way while I'm still paying attention."

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."