Forum Fanatic Gifts

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

The First Asshole

Jenkins discovers the dark underworld of palindrome chatrooms.

On the internet no one knows you're a nerd.

'Care in the Online Community.'

"I started an online forum for all of my radiology friends who are sick and tired of all the clicking we have to do logging in and out of programs like EMR and PACS, but so far nobody has logged on..."

Every man and his dog gets to have an opinion on social media.

Online chat

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Science fiction fans on other planets

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"

"Well, I've emailed, faxed, and phoned Dobson. Maybe I should just walk down the hall and talk to him..."

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

Signing the declaration of independence.

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

'I like the frame.'

Futuristic Teenagers.

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

"The Curse of the robot followers: At first, Rob was thrilled with the all the attention and followers."

'He thinks there's an evil robot from the future in his closet.'

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

"I'm on Twitter and I get the feeling I'm not being followed."

A man swinging upside down by his legs on a scaffolding frame.

Boss has 'will you marry me, Ingrid?' sign and says, 'Fax this until you get a yes.'

"Actually, would you mind turning and shooting at 7 paces? Any more and you'll walk out of frame for my YouTube video."

"Do you think my followers will mind of 'Martin's Theory of Everything' ends after just three installments?"

"Oh I don't work here, I just love filling out forms."

"But is it..?"

"I want you to meet these guys-they've got the hottest new stupid thing on the Internet."