Forum Fanatics Gifts

The Man on the Street vs. The Man on the Forum

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Cimafunk

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

Science fiction fans on other planets

Giant Monster in Bath

The Family Joules: Part 6

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

The commentators want to run the officials...

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

On the internet no one knows you're a nerd.

Medieval King

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

'They're out there, they swallow your stuff, and who're you gonna call?'

"Out today due to foreseen circumstances."

'I'm sorry Donny...I can't get you any work. The studio says you're just too much of a stereotype.'

'They might be able to resist the candy, but no healthy child can walk by a freshly raked pile of leaves.'

Prince, another that knocks Heaven's Doors

The First Asshole

"Oh I don't work here, I just love filling out forms."

Latest support group: British actors who couldn't get a part in the Harry Potter films.

"Eye of newt. . . wing of bat. . . hair of dog!"

"Aaaaa....Chooo!"

"Do you think my followers will mind of 'Martin's Theory of Everything' ends after just three installments?"

"Madame, you're the most beautiful lady in the whole country and as sweet as apple pie!"

'Mommy didn't bring a stick. Boo Boo want to fetch a lipstick?'

'Pingree FUNDS, inc'

Jenkins discovers the dark underworld of palindrome chatrooms.