Forum Fan Gifts

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"Steve and Sue, clean up after your mutt or else!"

'I'm going to Internets Anonymous...we meet in a Yahoo chatroom!'

World Economic Forum in Davos 2020

Bowled over again!

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"

Sick Building Syndrome

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

''The Thinker' is an outdated concept.'

On the internet no one knows you're a nerd.

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

Clear construction agreements are important.

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

"Just how powerful of a fan did you put in your computer?"

The First Asshole

Jenkins discovers the dark underworld of palindrome chatrooms.

"Oh, I don't forage for acorns anymore....I just order them online!"

Every man and his dog gets to have an opinion on social media.

Four weddings, three divorces & a funeral

'Of course I just retweet everything I see - I'm a parrot.'

Seems Like Everyone is Running for the 2020 Democratic Presidential Nomination

"If God had meant for man to interact rationally He wouldn't have given them internet forums."

'Didn't I read your last book, find it absolutely disgusting and vow never to read another, or was that someone else?'

Heat Wave Podium

'You'd better have a little talk with him -- he wrote a fan letter to Lady Godiva.'

'Care in the Online Community.'

Vicar says: 'You again.'

'We come as a package - Mother and me.'

Give Bots the Right to Vote

'I stay out of the sun and use a fan: That way, I don't need to roll in the mud to keep cool...'

"I guess I must be the early bird."