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"Steve and Sue, clean up after your mutt or else!"

'I'm going to Internets Anonymous...we meet in a Yahoo chatroom!'

World Economic Forum in Davos 2020

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

Sick Building Syndrome

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

''The Thinker' is an outdated concept.'

On the internet no one knows you're a nerd.

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

Clear construction agreements are important.

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

"Just how powerful of a fan did you put in your computer?"

"Oh, I don't forage for acorns anymore....I just order them online!"

Every man and his dog gets to have an opinion on social media.

'Of course I just retweet everything I see - I'm a parrot.'

Jenkins discovers the dark underworld of palindrome chatrooms.

Four weddings, three divorces & a funeral

'You'd better have a little talk with him -- he wrote a fan letter to Lady Godiva.'

'Care in the Online Community.'

"If God had meant for man to interact rationally He wouldn't have given them internet forums."

'Didn't I read your last book, find it absolutely disgusting and vow never to read another, or was that someone else?'

Heat Wave Podium

'We come as a package - Mother and me.'

Vicar says: 'You again.'

Give Bots the Right to Vote

"I see you met the author."

'I stay out of the sun and use a fan: That way, I don't need to roll in the mud to keep cool...'

"I guess I must be the early bird."

"I had a nice time, Steve. Would you like to come in, settle down, and raise a family?"

Preparation.

Very little fan fair.