General Fan Gifts

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

Bowled over again!

King George I

Best before 65 million BC.

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Adult Barbershop

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

''The Thinker' is an outdated concept.'

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

"Sorry, boss, I do care if I ever get back — that was just the peanuts and Cracker Jack talking."

'Golfers rowing a viking longboat.'

Tea and Sugar Rationing

Freak Family.

The Woman Who Could Talk to Engineers...

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

"No, no, the way you're shifting your papers - it's all wrong."

'Dauber Micawber'

Birthday cakes on porch on hot day

"Just how powerful of a fan did you put in your computer?"

Elvis' autopsy

When beavers dream.

'Of course I just retweet everything I see - I'm a parrot.'

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

'We need your exact age...'Woodstock Generation' isn't specific enough.'

Privacy Forum

'Everyone called and canceled for tonight's dinner party? Awesome!'

'Face it -- you'll NEVER catch up to Lady Godiva's approval rating.'

Lord Robert Winston

The eskimo lottery...

"We didn't spot any of the birds we were looking for, but we did have an Elvis sighting."

World Economic Forum in Davos 2020

Heat Wave Podium