Information Fan Gifts

''The Thinker' is an outdated concept.'

Paul Klee

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

'Here's MY information highway!'

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Time Machine Collision

Best before 65 million BC.

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

'Well, nobody can say you haven't grown in office.'

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

Jester Surgeon

"I see here that you are a recent graduate."

"You're supposed to grow a lot of little ones."

Toddler Feeding Solutions

"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."

Ghostship

Adult Barbershop

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

"I didn't take anyone's job. This is my company."

Primordial Schmooze

"Anyway, to make a long story short, I'm the guy who invented CliffsNotes."

'Yes, I love you, but my family would disown me if I cross-pollinated with a weed, so our relationship must end.'

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

'You're looking in the wrong section.'

"We've made significant progress in T-shirt cannon technology."