General Fan T-Shirts

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

King George I

Best before 65 million BC.

'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'

Adult Barbershop

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

''The Thinker' is an outdated concept.'

"Sorry, boss, I do care if I ever get back — that was just the peanuts and Cracker Jack talking."

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

Tea and Sugar Rationing

Freak Family.

The Woman Who Could Talk to Engineers...

"No, no, the way you're shifting your papers - it's all wrong."

'Dauber Micawber'

"Just how powerful of a fan did you put in your computer?"

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

When beavers dream.

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

'Of course I just retweet everything I see - I'm a parrot.'

'We need your exact age...'Woodstock Generation' isn't specific enough.'

Privacy Forum

'Face it -- you'll NEVER catch up to Lady Godiva's approval rating.'

'Everyone called and canceled for tonight's dinner party? Awesome!'

The eskimo lottery...

World Economic Forum in Davos 2020

Heat Wave Podium

Lord Robert Winston

'I like your style - How would you like to do some public service announcements?'