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Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Football Chameleon

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

Time Machine Collision

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

Filet minion

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

"Uptight End"

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

"Wow, what a DILF."

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

'David when we said we would like you to be a role model for us. . .'

Archaeologists discover a football

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

'Now what?!'

'I win!'

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

Formula One car origami

"Young Billy play lak he on fire tonite!"

'Well it's too bad you're not a black widow like me, Slyvia...'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

"Yes, I've made three resolutions - not to drink less, not to stop watching football on telly and not to spend more time at your mother's."

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

'No we didn't get high definition TV - the wife dusted the screen.'

'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

The Bagel Wheel Derby.