Legendary Fan T-Shirts

'Face it -- you'll NEVER catch up to Lady Godiva's approval rating.'

Paul Klee

"We're following Carrot Top."

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Best before 65 million BC.

The Da Vinci Cod

Currently Boston

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

You're my Venus

Adult Barbershop

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

Noah's Ark leaves pair of unicorns behind

Rembrandt's Selfies

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

"I'm not loitering officer, I 'm waiting for the next renaissance!"

Knight

'The stuff legends are made of'

Davy Crocat

Still a Disappointment to his Mother

Tea and Sugar Rationing

"Just how powerful of a fan did you put in your computer?"

'Dauber Micawber'

Lancelot put to the Test.

Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov.

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

August Comte

Yale shadow