Legendary Fan Pillows

'Face it -- you'll NEVER catch up to Lady Godiva's approval rating.'

Paul Klee

Bowled over again!

"We're following Carrot Top."

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Best before 65 million BC.

Stephen Spender.

The Da Vinci Cod

Currently Boston

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

You're my Venus

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

Adult Barbershop

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

"When we asked you to paint the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, Michaelangelo, we were hoping you'd snazz it up."

Noah's Ark leaves pair of unicorns behind

"Another selfie, Rembrandt?"

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

Rembrandt's Selfies

Knight

"I'm not loitering officer, I 'm waiting for the next renaissance!"

'Golfers rowing a viking longboat.'

'The stuff legends are made of'

Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov.

Still a Disappointment to his Mother

"Just how powerful of a fan did you put in your computer?"

'Dauber Micawber'

Tea and Sugar Rationing

August Comte

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

Davy Crocat

Lancelot put to the Test.

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."