Legend Fan Pillows

Noah's Ark leaves pair of unicorns behind

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

Swiss army knife

Science fiction fans on other planets

Currently Boston

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

Johnny Winter.

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

"No squirrel, but I found Jimmy Hoffa."

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

Knight

"Do you believe in Bigfoot?"

'The stuff legends are made of'

Canute Does It Again

"Do you think my followers will mind of 'Martin's Theory of Everything' ends after just three installments?"

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

'Wait a minute, this guy is missing a head Oh jeez, we're totally gonna crash,'

"I'm all over the Internet, so why hide? I might as well come out and enjoy myself."

'Sorry guys, I've checked: The Moon is not made of cheese...'

Yale shadow

"So that's Ireland."

'So, Henry. Just exactly how 'controversial' was that call you made in tonight's game?'

BIG HOOF

'Forget about the Holy Grail for now - I want you to look for weapons of mass destruction.'