Legend Fanatic Pillows

'The stuff legends are made of'

Knight

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

The Fourth Little Pig

Television Readers.

The tooth fairy.

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

Evolution.

'Can our software do that?'

Dragon Hair-dryer.

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Lady of the bath...

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

More Reasons To Beware Of Dog

Characters jumping out of a book.

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

Boy and Bear and Monster

Newt sale

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

"Werewolves of London..."

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."