Legend Fanatic Mugs

'The stuff legends are made of'

Knight

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

The Fourth Little Pig

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

Television Readers.

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

The tooth fairy.

Fighter Jet Sneeze

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

Evolution.

'Can our software do that?'

Dragon Hair-dryer.

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

Lady of the bath...

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

More Reasons To Beware Of Dog

Characters jumping out of a book.

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

Boy and Bear and Monster

Newt sale

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

What's an Imax cave?

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'