Legendary Heroes Fan Pillows

Achilles often feared that his weakness would be discovered.

'Look, you can only do so much!'

"He was a very good boy."

Superheroes take a selfie

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

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Superman flies Batman over a suburban neighborhood.

"Which one's yours?"

We have the right to refuse service to those not wearing a mask.

"I came as soon as I got the message!"

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

"Robin, lay off the KFC."

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

'This is a job for a consultant.'