Cinematic Hero Fan Pillows

Sylvester Stallone

'Look, you can only do so much!'

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"He was a very good boy."

'He likes to power nap.'

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

Superheroes take a selfie

The Family Joules: Part 16

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Eighteen

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 23

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"I'm the bad guy..."

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

Mighty Man Of Justice Is Born

Stonehenge Explained

Superman flies Batman over a suburban neighborhood.

"Check it out! The big Comic-Con starts this week!"

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

Bingo's Time Out - Part Three

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

"Robin, lay off the KFC."

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.

"I came as soon as I got the message!"