Cinematic Hero Fan T-Shirts

'Look, you can only do so much!'

"He was a very good boy."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

'He likes to power nap.'

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

Superheroes take a selfie

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"I'm the bad guy..."

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

Superman flies Batman over a suburban neighborhood.

Stonehenge Explained

We have the right to refuse service to those not wearing a mask.

"I came as soon as I got the message!"

"Robin, lay off the KFC."