Classic Character Fans Pillows

'I should've stayed the way I was. Now, I have to exercise, watch my cholesterol, and dodge this little pest called Cupid.'

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

'Yes, all at once!'

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"Only one pailful? Did they have water restrictions like we do?"

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

Wizard of Oz - repeat fees

"It's not Kansas, Totem, but I can settle for it."

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

'Tarzan of the Kangaroos'

'Frivolity -- What art thou in for?'

Halloween sculptor

Shirley MacLaine caricature

Janet Leigh

"So you don't want to come along?"

The Tin Man really should have asked the wizard for common sense.

Titanic 100th anniversary

'I'll be glad when you get you replacement glasses.'

"Tarzan sad. . . me just find out me adopted!"

William Tell meets Carmen Miranda.

Mushrooms of New York

'Mirror mirror on the wall who's the fairest one of all considering her age?'

"I keep waiting for the day when Garfield runs out of lives."

"Where's Waldo and his little-know cousin what's Wanda."

"I love you the way the French love Jerry Lewis."