Classic Character Fans Pillows

'I should've stayed the way I was. Now, I have to exercise, watch my cholesterol, and dodge this little pest called Cupid.'

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

'Yes, all at once!'

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

"Only one pailful? Did they have water restrictions like we do?"

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

Before Cordless Light Sabers

Wizard of Oz - repeat fees

Mom dwarves.

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

"It's not Kansas, Totem, but I can settle for it."

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

Shirley MacLaine caricature

'Frivolity -- What art thou in for?'

'Tarzan of the Kangaroos'

Halloween sculptor

"So you don't want to come along?"

Janet Leigh

The Tin Man really should have asked the wizard for common sense.

"There goes 'ol Slim ridin' off into the sunset."

Titanic 100th anniversary

'I'll be glad when you get you replacement glasses.'

'Mirror mirror on the wall who's the fairest one of all considering her age?'

"I told him. . . 'Norman, forget that woman! She's no good for you! I need you to run the Bates Motel! Norman! Are you listening to your mother?'"

'How much longer are you two going to practice the theme music from 'Psycho'?'

"I love you the way the French love Jerry Lewis."

"Where's Waldo and his little-know cousin what's Wanda."

William Tell meets Carmen Miranda.

Updated Fairy Tales Cinderella. My lawyers won't let me do glass slippers anymore --- Too many liability issues.

Mushrooms of New York

"Tarzan sad. . . me just find out me adopted!"