Legendary Enthusiast Pillows

"Let me try that!"

Fisherman takes home the mermaid he caught.

Lancelot put to the Test.

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

Knight ponders on how to remove sword from the stone. Peasant onlooker says: 'You wanna get some WD-40 on that, mate.'

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

Hippie on the moon

Despite some initial reservations, the knights were often grateful for Guinevere's presence at the Round Table.

"I'd like to make a return."

Knight

'The stuff legends are made of'

'That's a bad omen no sooner does he invent the wheel than he has the first ever road traffic accident.'

Proof you've made it Loud Annoying The voices raised against you

Mummies for Dummies

"I'm very proud. Someone I've been stalking has been nominated for an Academy Award."

"So that's Ireland."

'To me! Let's party.'

'It isn't polite to point.'

"It's about this Hans Brinker boy. Either you stop him or he stands to lose a finger!"

Moby Dick: Pop-Up Version

"Boy, that Isaac Newton is one smart cookie!"

'Face it -- you'll NEVER catch up to Lady Godiva's approval rating.'

'Definitely fake.'

Franz Liszt

Hippocrates

"I would rather you not email me your answer!"

"Gracie, I'm proud of you for reading the newspaper."

Aeneas

"I can't believe how young I look."