Quiz Fanatic Gifts

"Angry or Hangry?

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

Before the Internet

Funky Facts: Football.

Senior Jeopardy!

'Herb will provide one of his concise interpretations of the quarterly sales charts.'

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

"And this is where we all gave up."

Spot Quiz....

"Our next contestant is Mildred and her specialist subject is "Other People's Business""

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

Spot the fur ball.

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

'People who can read Venn diagrams...'

"You don't have to answer that."

"It's a puzzle to me"

'Relax. This is only a test.'

'Do either of you fancy joining our pub quiz team?'

'Rhea of the Year.'

The Mom quiz show

Wordplay: Lemonade - Save the Lemon.

"Sometimes, occasionally, from time to time, now and then, periodically I wish I'd never been given this Thesaurus."

"Next riddle without looking it up, can you tell me which is the routing number and which is the account?"

'Caroline goes to her crossword compiling class on Thursdays.'

Pandemic Jeopardy

'This kit car had a little more assembly required than I had hoped for.'

"Apparently he told Chris Tarrant it was just enough to pay off his mortgage!"