Quiz Enthusiast Gifts

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Pandemic Jeopardy

"errrm..I think I'll phone a friend."

Mind Your Valuable Grey Matter

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

University Challenge.

'Relax. This is only a test.'

'What do you mean, 'I don't know'? I haven't asked you anything yet.'

'You're just what I'm looking for...how would you like to come to a pub quiz with me?'

"Dammit people! I'm not looking for answers, I'm looking for questions!"

"'No Brainers' for a thousand, Alex."

'No! The bully in Tom Brown's Schooldays was called 'Flashman' not 'Paxman'.'

Senior Jeopardy!

'And a final consonant please, Magda.'

Who knocked down the Walls of Jericho? Why do I always get the blame?

"I'm sorry but the correct answer is not 'I'm sorry if you feel offended.'"

'Do either of you fancy joining our pub quiz team?'

Michel De Montaigne is quotes as saying the following...

A cat will toy with a mouse before the kill. "What's the capital of mali?"

"I'm afraid your test results aren't good. For a start, the capital of Rwanda is Kigali and you put Nairobi."

"Contestants, you have thirty seconds, two hundred and eighty characters, and an unfamiliar topic—can you find a way to make it all about you?"

"According to this quiz, we are compatible!"

Trivia night - the arrival of God causes worry amongst the other competitiors.

University Challenge - School of Hard Knocks.

"Sorry, wrong answer. But thanks for playing."

Ian Hislop.

Gate has 'beware of the dog' sign. Dog has a clipboard questionnaire and asks: 'Excuse me, could I have five minutes of your time?'

"It's your turn to answer the door."

Pub Quiz.

Barry Took.

Academic Jeopardy

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'We are pleased to honor the first graduates of this great university who have majored in the ever-growing field of trivia.'

'He's trying to spell novice and asked if he could buy a vowel,'

Funky Facts: Spiders.