Quiz Show Enthusiasts Gifts

'Criminal mastermind.'

Who Wants to Be A Millipede?

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

Senior Jeopardy!

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

Spot Quiz....

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."

"Our next contestant is Mildred and her specialist subject is "Other People's Business""

"The official measure of an inch is three iPhones stacked on top of each other."

Philosophy Test Today. This "Meaning of Life" question -- is that essay or true-false?

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'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

Spot the fur ball.

"You don't have to answer that."

'Relax. This is only a test.'

'Do either of you fancy joining our pub quiz team?'

Bob Monkhouse

Pharmacy School. We're having a pop quiz. I should have known there'd be surprise drug tests in pharmacy school.

"Next riddle without looking it up, can you tell me which is the routing number and which is the account?"

At the celebrity jobcentre...

"If Shakespeare were alive today, he would be driving this make of Sports Utility Vehicle."

The Mom quiz show

Pandemic Jeopardy

"Perhaps we'd be more likely to reach an agreement if the British delegate would stop shouting 'Deal or no deal' all the time."

Academic Jeopardy - "Reality divided by two gives us this truth."

'Then in the next round, I said to Carol, vowel, consonant, vowel, consonant...'

"Can you tell the class how you spell Albuquerque?"

Alternative Game Shows: Shooting Stars

Quizzo tonight! Win a tee shirt! Trivia is my middle name, but I have all the tee shirts I need. So, tell me something: Are there Quizzo groupies?

"Apparently he told Chris Tarrant it was just enough to pay off his mortgage!"

Academic Jeopardy - "This was Titian's favorite after-dinner dessert."