Quiz Show Aficionado Gifts

Win or Die - "Well I'm afraid we have to say goodbye to Jeff..."

Name That Salary

"Can you tell the class how you spell Albuquerque?"

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

Senior Jeopardy!

Dreams I have had...

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

Spot Quiz....

Talk shows are great. Listen shows are even better.

"I wanted a partner... I got a co-host."

CHANNEL THIRTEEN TAKES ON THE NETWORKS

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

"Our next contestant is Mildred and her specialist subject is "Other People's Business""

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

'What TV show do frog princes go on ...?...'

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

Spot the fur ball.

Night Life: L.A.

"When did you first notice you were larger than life?"

"Did you hear Sadie's show today?"

'Relax. This is only a test.'

'Do either of you fancy joining our pub quiz team?'

How to get on talk shows by promoting your new book

'The way I see it, with all the talk shows out there, nobody needs a wife!'

"Next riddle without looking it up, can you tell me which is the routing number and which is the account?"

The Mom quiz show

Jerry Springer