Tv Quiz Aficionado Gifts

Squeal or No Squeal: 'Squeeeeeal!'

"And your chosen subject?"

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."

"Our next contestant is Mildred and her specialist subject is "Other People's Business""

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

'This has been a Chris Wallace special report -- we now switch you back to Mike Wallace....'

Bob Monkhouse

"Next riddle without looking it up, can you tell me which is the routing number and which is the account?"

"Perhaps we'd be more likely to reach an agreement if the British delegate would stop shouting 'Deal or no deal' all the time."

John Humphreys

This is a classic TV show called "Father Knows Best." Before Google obviously.

the Morning Joe team.

"Can you tell the class how you spell Albuquerque?"

"Apparently he told Chris Tarrant it was just enough to pay off his mortgage!"

"And your Specialist Subject is 'Randomly Shouting Out Guesses to Questions You Know Nothing About'..."

"And now your General Knowledge Round...Where does clean laundry come from?"

Universe Challenge

'And your specialist subject is the Invisible Man films?'

Pub Quiz

'Hi Peter, it's Chris Tarrant here, from 'Who Wants to be a Millionaire?''

Big Quiz. -900. +4800. +7230. Ernie, can you believe he calls himself a "smart appliance"?

'On tonight's news: Katie Couric interviews Katie Couric.'

"Has it been in your family long?"

"Damn it! Ask something on the Franco-Prussian War!"

'We're requesting a delay so my client can appear on lots of talk shows.'

Name That Salary

Tipping Point

Mind versus matter.

"And now - Tomas de Torquemada, you have two minutes on your specialized subject; 'The sketches of Monty Python...'"

School. That vocabulary quiz was hard! Did you know how to use "gruesome" in a sentence? It was simple. "The gardener likes flowers so he gruesome."

'Interesting specialist subjects.'

When TV networks hold pledge drives, you know the economy isn't in great shape.

'Can we have a starter for ten, please?'