Tv Trivia Fan Gifts

"Can I phone a Fisherman's Friend, Chris?"

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'

'Alsace-Lorraine - What did YOU get for Christmas?'

'It's engaged.'

'This has been a Chris Wallace special report -- we now switch you back to Mike Wallace....'

This is a classic TV show called "Father Knows Best." Before Google obviously.

It's academic

Vannamania

Nicholas Parsons RIP

'Bill remembers where he was everybody died.'

"I'll have a vole, please Carol"

'On tonight's news: Katie Couric interviews Katie Couric.'

"Shouldn't have bought a touch-screen TV."

'Before I met you, I didn't know any of the sitcom characters by their first names,'

TV Zoo Trivia

"We're playing soccer, not football!"

'No! The bully in Tom Brown's Schooldays was called 'Flashman' not 'Paxman'.'

"And your chosen subject?"

"Says here that, since Coronation Street started, there have been 86 weddings and 124 deaths."

Larry Grayson.

When TV networks hold pledge drives, you know the economy isn't in great shape.

'And who are your chosen subjects?'

Welsh countdown

"They're called leftovers, not 'reruns'."

"Any idea what's on the TV?"

"Someone should tell her...her breath will smell bad after this."

'It's a smart TV - it only turns on for Mastermind.'

Trivia Pursuit

Cue-card holder auditions.

Sitcom News 'Hey, Marcia! Where's that darn news! I can't find it anywhere!'

"I'll take squirrel behavior for $500."

'TV: What not to watch.'

Question - 'What does 'DVD' stand for?' Reply - 'Dick Van Dyke.'