Tv Trivia Fan Prints

"Can I phone a Fisherman's Friend, Chris?"

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'

'This has been a Chris Wallace special report -- we now switch you back to Mike Wallace....'

'It's engaged.'

'Alsace-Lorraine - What did YOU get for Christmas?'

It's academic

Nicholas Parsons RIP

'Bill remembers where he was everybody died.'

"I'll have a vole, please Carol"

'On tonight's news: Katie Couric interviews Katie Couric.'

'Before I met you, I didn't know any of the sitcom characters by their first names,'

"Shouldn't have bought a touch-screen TV."

"We're playing soccer, not football!"

'No! The bully in Tom Brown's Schooldays was called 'Flashman' not 'Paxman'.'

When TV networks hold pledge drives, you know the economy isn't in great shape.

'And who are your chosen subjects?'

Welsh countdown

"They're called leftovers, not 'reruns'."

Trivia Pursuit

Sitcom News 'Hey, Marcia! Where's that darn news! I can't find it anywhere!'

"Someone should tell her...her breath will smell bad after this."

"Any idea what's on the TV?"

Cue-card holder auditions.

'It's a smart TV - it only turns on for Mastermind.'

"I'll take squirrel behavior for $500."

'TV: What not to watch.'

Question - 'What does 'DVD' stand for?' Reply - 'Dick Van Dyke.'

"They must be out...'Neighbours' is on the television!"