Tv Trivia Guru Prints

"Sits there watching quiz shows all day long and still he knows nothing."

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

"I'm sorry, sir, but I've got to ask you another question. I heard someone in the courtroom shout out the correct answer."

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

'There are facts,there are factoids, and there are just plain fun facts.'

'This has been a Chris Wallace special report -- we now switch you back to Mike Wallace....'

It's academic

Nicholas Parsons RIP

'Bill remembers where he was everybody died.'

"I'll have a vole, please Carol"

"Shouldn't have bought a touch-screen TV."

'On tonight's news: Katie Couric interviews Katie Couric.'

'Before I met you, I didn't know any of the sitcom characters by their first names,'

'It's just that simple. So act now and start barking up the 'right' tree.'

'No! The bully in Tom Brown's Schooldays was called 'Flashman' not 'Paxman'.'

"Let me through, I've seen every episode of casualty."

When TV networks hold pledge drives, you know the economy isn't in great shape.

'And who are your chosen subjects?'

Welsh countdown

"They're called leftovers, not 'reruns'."

"Any idea what's on the TV?"

Trivia Pursuit

"Colin never bothered with a seatbelt. The pub quiz team never recovered."

'It's a smart TV - it only turns on for Mastermind.'

Sitcom News 'Hey, Marcia! Where's that darn news! I can't find it anywhere!'

Cue-card holder auditions.

"I'll take squirrel behavior for $500."