Television Trivia Lover Gifts

I can watch tv anywhere I bet that blows your mind. Why's that, loser? Tap tap tap tap. Because in your day, a televisions was a 5-ton steam-powered machine. You had to crank a handle to make it run … and "running" meant a curtain would open and two old-timey people in the box would act out a silent tv show. Wait ... are you trying to insult me ... or are you getting your history from Youtube again? "Buck-Naked Historian" has 5 million subscribers, so it must be accurate.

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

'Einsteiners.'

"Useless information"

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

'I'll sure be glad when somebody invents cable!'

Trivia/Great Literature.

God with Earth Controller

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'

Reserved Parking

Baldness Facts

"We're having a test on the states today, and I can never remember which one was number fifty."

Eddy's mom suggested that he do his speech on cue cards.

Albert Einstein and book

'This has been a Chris Wallace special report -- we now switch you back to Mike Wallace....'

Nicholas Parsons RIP

This is a classic TV show called "Father Knows Best." Before Google obviously.

It's academic

'Did you know I have 3000 bones in my body?'

Vannamania

'Bill remembers where he was everybody died.'

"I'll have a vole, please Carol"

'On tonight's news: Katie Couric interviews Katie Couric.'

"Shouldn't have bought a touch-screen TV."

'Before I met you, I didn't know any of the sitcom characters by their first names,'

TV Zoo Trivia

Useless-memory lane

'No! The bully in Tom Brown's Schooldays was called 'Flashman' not 'Paxman'.'

Deep End...Shallow End

'Last Sunday, third inning, White Sox agains the Orioles, a major league first....as every player on the field blows a bubble at the same time."

"Says here that, since Coronation Street started, there have been 86 weddings and 124 deaths."

When TV networks hold pledge drives, you know the economy isn't in great shape.