Television Trivia Buff Gifts

Welsh countdown

Sitcom News 'Hey, Marcia! Where's that darn news! I can't find it anywhere!'

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

Papageno from The Magic Flute

Television Readers.

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

Before the Internet

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

We saw this episode of Grey's Anatony, I recognize the symptoms.

7 Dwarves of Retirement

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

'Don't let him pick the wine. He thinks Dom Perignon was someone who got knocked off on the Sopranos.'

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of CSI: Miami to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45 p.m.? The Youtube Generation grows up fast.

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

Coming up: Bush and Kerry will debate on 'saturday night live'...and whoever gets the most laughs will be the winner.'

Tunnel of TV

"Where do you remember last seeing your glasses?"

Talk shows are great. Listen shows are even better.

'I'm 3 years old - that's 21 dog years - so start pouring!'

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

Homo Zapiens

"If you're such a great Doctor, how come you're not on Chicargo hope or ER?"

"If I were you, I wouldn't change the channel!"

Switch on brain

Quiz Night...

'You should know better than to switch channels during a Garfield special.'

"The official measure of an inch is three iPhones stacked on top of each other."