Tv Trivia Fanatic Gifts

Trivia Pursuit

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'

'It's engaged.'

'This has been a Chris Wallace special report -- we now switch you back to Mike Wallace....'

This is a classic TV show called "Father Knows Best." Before Google obviously.

'Bill remembers where he was everybody died.'

Nicholas Parsons RIP

Music Quiz

Vannamania

It's academic

"I'll have a vole, please Carol"

TV Zoo Trivia

'On tonight's news: Katie Couric interviews Katie Couric.'

"Shouldn't have bought a touch-screen TV."

'Before I met you, I didn't know any of the sitcom characters by their first names,'

'No! The bully in Tom Brown's Schooldays was called 'Flashman' not 'Paxman'.'

"Says here that, since Coronation Street started, there have been 86 weddings and 124 deaths."

"And your chosen subject?"

Larry Grayson.

Deep End...Shallow End

When TV networks hold pledge drives, you know the economy isn't in great shape.

'And who are your chosen subjects?'

"They're called leftovers, not 'reruns'."

Welsh countdown

"Any idea what's on the TV?"

'It's a smart TV - it only turns on for Mastermind.'

"Someone should tell her...her breath will smell bad after this."

Cue-card holder auditions.

Sitcom News 'Hey, Marcia! Where's that darn news! I can't find it anywhere!'

Pub Quiz: 'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

"I'll take squirrel behavior for $500."

'TV: What not to watch.'

Question - 'What does 'DVD' stand for?' Reply - 'Dick Van Dyke.'