Tv Trivia Buff Gifts

'And who are your chosen subjects?'

Question - 'What does 'DVD' stand for?' Reply - 'Dick Van Dyke.'

Bob Monkhouse

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'

"Any idea what's on the TV?"

"Millard, this is a side of you I've never seen before. . . you actually LIKE game shows, don't you?"

Welcome to Greensville birthplace of Wilbur Farkle. He was never very big.

"You buzzed so you must answer!"

"Says here that, since Coronation Street started, there have been 86 weddings and 124 deaths."

Deja Viewer

An indication that the reading class is catering to the lowest common denominator.

'It's a smart TV - it only turns on for Mastermind.'

'Bill remembers where he was everybody died.'

It's academic

Modern parlour games. No. 94: Guess the celebrity.

"Evening in classes"

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'The X-Files' a sitcom or a documentary?'

Cue-card holder auditions.

TV Zoo Trivia

'Is that about the TV show or Dave Lee Travis?'

Vannamania

"It blew a gasket during a particularly heated exchange on William Buckley's 'Firing Line.'"

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

Papageno from The Magic Flute

Before the Internet

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of CSI: Miami to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45 p.m.? The Youtube Generation grows up fast.

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

Coming up: Bush and Kerry will debate on 'saturday night live'...and whoever gets the most laughs will be the winner.'

'I'm 3 years old - that's 21 dog years - so start pouring!'

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

"If you're such a great Doctor, how come you're not on Chicargo hope or ER?"

Quiz Night...

Switch on brain