Tv Trivia Buffs Gifts

"I'll have a vole, please Carol"

"Shouldn't have bought a touch-screen TV."

Papageno from The Magic Flute

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'

'This has been a Chris Wallace special report -- we now switch you back to Mike Wallace....'

People often have us confused with investment bankers. We loot and plunder, leaving a mess wherever we go, and when there are complaints we claim endangered species status.

Vannamania

The corona ranger

Nicholas Parsons RIP

It's academic

This is a classic TV show called "Father Knows Best." Before Google obviously.

'Bill remembers where he was everybody died.'

'On tonight's news: Katie Couric interviews Katie Couric.'

TV Zoo Trivia

'Good morning, Ginger! -- Good morning, Mary Ann!'

'Before I met you, I didn't know any of the sitcom characters by their first names,'

'No! The bully in Tom Brown's Schooldays was called 'Flashman' not 'Paxman'.'

"And your chosen subject?"

"Says here that, since Coronation Street started, there have been 86 weddings and 124 deaths."

Larry Grayson.

"You were never in The Birds..."

"Who's the actress that's married to the guy who was in that movie about cops with the actor who starred with the woman in that TV show about doctors?"

Michael Douglas

When TV networks hold pledge drives, you know the economy isn't in great shape.

'And who are your chosen subjects?'

Welsh countdown

"They're called leftovers, not 'reruns'."

"Any idea what's on the TV?"

'It's a smart TV - it only turns on for Mastermind.'

"Don't you know what happens to the naive blonde who goes into the dark cellar? Have you not read the script?"

Trivia Pursuit

Cue-card holder auditions.

Sitcom News 'Hey, Marcia! Where's that darn news! I can't find it anywhere!'

"I'll take squirrel behavior for $500."