Tv Trivia Enthusiast Gifts

'TV: What not to watch.'

"They're called leftovers, not 'reruns'."

'On tonight's news: Katie Couric interviews Katie Couric.'

'This has been a Chris Wallace special report -- we now switch you back to Mike Wallace....'

Few knew that Howie Mandel had once worked for Canada customs.

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'

Weird – I think everything they watch is called, That actor looks so familiar what else have we seen him in.

This is a classic TV show called "Father Knows Best." Before Google obviously.

It's academic

Vannamania

'Bill remembers where he was everybody died.'

Nicholas Parsons RIP

"I'll have a vole, please Carol"

"Shouldn't have bought a touch-screen TV."

"Tammy first, then Charles."

'Before I met you, I didn't know any of the sitcom characters by their first names,'

TV Zoo Trivia

'No! The bully in Tom Brown's Schooldays was called 'Flashman' not 'Paxman'.'

"Says here that, since Coronation Street started, there have been 86 weddings and 124 deaths."

'The programs have improved, but now the commercials are getting violent.'

"You can't beat Channel 5's sport coverage."

Larry Grayson.

"And your chosen subject?"

When TV networks hold pledge drives, you know the economy isn't in great shape.

'And who are your chosen subjects?'

Welsh countdown

'It's a smart TV - it only turns on for Mastermind.'

"Any idea what's on the TV?"

Trivia Pursuit

Cue-card holder auditions.

"Don't you know what happens to the naive blonde who goes into the dark cellar? Have you not read the script?"

Sitcom News 'Hey, Marcia! Where's that darn news! I can't find it anywhere!'

"I'll take squirrel behavior for $500."