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'TV: What not to watch.'

"They're called leftovers, not 'reruns'."

'On tonight's news: Katie Couric interviews Katie Couric.'

'This has been a Chris Wallace special report -- we now switch you back to Mike Wallace....'

Few knew that Howie Mandel had once worked for Canada customs.

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'

'Bill remembers where he was everybody died.'

It's academic

Nicholas Parsons RIP

"I'll have a vole, please Carol"

'Before I met you, I didn't know any of the sitcom characters by their first names,'

"Tammy first, then Charles."

"Shouldn't have bought a touch-screen TV."

'No! The bully in Tom Brown's Schooldays was called 'Flashman' not 'Paxman'.'

"You can't beat Channel 5's sport coverage."

'The programs have improved, but now the commercials are getting violent.'

When TV networks hold pledge drives, you know the economy isn't in great shape.

'And who are your chosen subjects?'

Welsh countdown

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Sitcom News 'Hey, Marcia! Where's that darn news! I can't find it anywhere!'

'It's a smart TV - it only turns on for Mastermind.'

"Any idea what's on the TV?"

"Don't you know what happens to the naive blonde who goes into the dark cellar? Have you not read the script?"

Cue-card holder auditions.

"I'll take squirrel behavior for $500."

Question - 'What does 'DVD' stand for?' Reply - 'Dick Van Dyke.'

"Did you happen to catch the last season of 'Lost'?"

Modern parlour games. No. 94: Guess the celebrity.

"They must be out...'Neighbours' is on the television!"