Television Trivia Enthusiast Pillows

Come out a winner against Mike Wallace?

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

Dreams I have had...

"I'm sorry, sir, but I've got to ask you another question. I heard someone in the courtroom shout out the correct answer."

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'

The Month of July

'This has been a Chris Wallace special report -- we now switch you back to Mike Wallace....'

'Bill remembers where he was everybody died.'

Academic Jeopardy - "Reality divided by two gives us this truth."

Nicholas Parsons RIP

It's academic

"Did you know mice teeth never stop growing? You do now."

"I'll have a vole, please Carol"

'How can I enjoy 'Jeopardy' when she keeps blurting out the answers?'

"Shouldn't have bought a touch-screen TV."

'Before I met you, I didn't know any of the sitcom characters by their first names,'

'On tonight's news: Katie Couric interviews Katie Couric.'

Pub Quiz - Haven't you all got homes to go to ?

Funky Facts:Schools.

'No! The bully in Tom Brown's Schooldays was called 'Flashman' not 'Paxman'.'

When TV networks hold pledge drives, you know the economy isn't in great shape.

"You can't beat Channel 5's sport coverage."

Phone Quiz - Your Chance of Winning Is: A A Cat in Hells, B A Cat in Hells, C All of the Above.

'The programs have improved, but now the commercials are getting violent.'