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Nicholas Parsons RIP

"I'm sorry, sir, but I've got to ask you another question. I heard someone in the courtroom shout out the correct answer."

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'

'This has been a Chris Wallace special report -- we now switch you back to Mike Wallace....'

'There are facts,there are factoids, and there are just plain fun facts.'

It's academic

'Bill remembers where he was everybody died.'

"I'll have a vole, please Carol"

'On tonight's news: Katie Couric interviews Katie Couric.'

'Before I met you, I didn't know any of the sitcom characters by their first names,'

"E.T. phone home... Now!"

"Shouldn't have bought a touch-screen TV."

'No! The bully in Tom Brown's Schooldays was called 'Flashman' not 'Paxman'.'

Deep End...Shallow End

When TV networks hold pledge drives, you know the economy isn't in great shape.

'And who are your chosen subjects?'

"They're called leftovers, not 'reruns'."

Welsh countdown

Trivia Pursuit

Sitcom News 'Hey, Marcia! Where's that darn news! I can't find it anywhere!'

'It's a smart TV - it only turns on for Mastermind.'

"Any idea what's on the TV?"

Cue-card holder auditions.

"I'll take squirrel behavior for $500."

'TV: What not to watch.'

Question - 'What does 'DVD' stand for?' Reply - 'Dick Van Dyke.'

"Did you happen to catch the last season of 'Lost'?"

Modern parlour games. No. 94: Guess the celebrity.

"They must be out...'Neighbours' is on the television!"