Tv Trivia Expert Mugs

Larry Grayson.

Nicholas Parsons RIP

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

"I'm sorry, sir, but I've got to ask you another question. I heard someone in the courtroom shout out the correct answer."

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

'This has been a Chris Wallace special report -- we now switch you back to Mike Wallace....'

'There are facts,there are factoids, and there are just plain fun facts.'

This is a classic TV show called "Father Knows Best." Before Google obviously.

Vannamania

It's academic

'Bill remembers where he was everybody died.'

"I'll have a vole, please Carol"

'On tonight's news: Katie Couric interviews Katie Couric.'

TV Zoo Trivia

"Shouldn't have bought a touch-screen TV."

"E.T. phone home... Now!"

'Before I met you, I didn't know any of the sitcom characters by their first names,'

'No! The bully in Tom Brown's Schooldays was called 'Flashman' not 'Paxman'.'

"Says here that, since Coronation Street started, there have been 86 weddings and 124 deaths."

"And your chosen subject?"

Deep End...Shallow End

When TV networks hold pledge drives, you know the economy isn't in great shape.

'And who are your chosen subjects?'

"They're called leftovers, not 'reruns'."

Welsh countdown

'It's a smart TV - it only turns on for Mastermind.'

"Any idea what's on the TV?"

Sitcom News 'Hey, Marcia! Where's that darn news! I can't find it anywhere!'

Cue-card holder auditions.

Trivia Pursuit

"I'll take squirrel behavior for $500."

'TV: What not to watch.'

Question - 'What does 'DVD' stand for?' Reply - 'Dick Van Dyke.'

"They must be out...'Neighbours' is on the television!"