Tv Trivia Buffs Pillows

"I'll have a vole, please Carol"

"Shouldn't have bought a touch-screen TV."

Papageno from The Magic Flute

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'

'This has been a Chris Wallace special report -- we now switch you back to Mike Wallace....'

People often have us confused with investment bankers. We loot and plunder, leaving a mess wherever we go, and when there are complaints we claim endangered species status.

It's academic

Nicholas Parsons RIP

'Bill remembers where he was everybody died.'

The corona ranger

'Good morning, Ginger! -- Good morning, Mary Ann!'

'On tonight's news: Katie Couric interviews Katie Couric.'

'Before I met you, I didn't know any of the sitcom characters by their first names,'

'No! The bully in Tom Brown's Schooldays was called 'Flashman' not 'Paxman'.'

"Who's the actress that's married to the guy who was in that movie about cops with the actor who starred with the woman in that TV show about doctors?"

When TV networks hold pledge drives, you know the economy isn't in great shape.

"You were never in The Birds..."

'And who are your chosen subjects?'

Welsh countdown

"They're called leftovers, not 'reruns'."

Trivia Pursuit

"Any idea what's on the TV?"

'It's a smart TV - it only turns on for Mastermind.'

"Don't you know what happens to the naive blonde who goes into the dark cellar? Have you not read the script?"

Cue-card holder auditions.

Sitcom News 'Hey, Marcia! Where's that darn news! I can't find it anywhere!'

"I'll take squirrel behavior for $500."

'TV: What not to watch.'

Question - 'What does 'DVD' stand for?' Reply - 'Dick Van Dyke.'