Tv Trivia Fans Pillows

This is a classic TV show called "Father Knows Best." Before Google obviously.

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

'This has been a Chris Wallace special report -- we now switch you back to Mike Wallace....'

It's academic

Vannamania

Nicholas Parsons RIP

"And your Specialist Subject is 'Randomly Shouting Out Guesses to Questions You Know Nothing About'..."

'Bill remembers where he was everybody died.'

"I'll have a vole, please Carol"

"Shouldn't have bought a touch-screen TV."

TV Zoo Trivia

'Before I met you, I didn't know any of the sitcom characters by their first names,'

'On tonight's news: Katie Couric interviews Katie Couric.'

Useless-memory lane

'No! The bully in Tom Brown's Schooldays was called 'Flashman' not 'Paxman'.'

"And your chosen subject?"

Larry Grayson.

"Says here that, since Coronation Street started, there have been 86 weddings and 124 deaths."

When TV networks hold pledge drives, you know the economy isn't in great shape.

'And who are your chosen subjects?'

"They're called leftovers, not 'reruns'."

Welsh countdown

'It's a smart TV - it only turns on for Mastermind.'

"Someone should tell her...her breath will smell bad after this."

Trivia Pursuit

"Any idea what's on the TV?"

Cue-card holder auditions.

Sitcom News 'Hey, Marcia! Where's that darn news! I can't find it anywhere!'

"I'll take squirrel behavior for $500."

'TV: What not to watch.'

Question - 'What does 'DVD' stand for?' Reply - 'Dick Van Dyke.'

"Did you happen to catch the last season of 'Lost'?"

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'The X-Files' a sitcom or a documentary?'