Television Trivia Lover Pillows

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"Useless information"

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

'I'll sure be glad when somebody invents cable!'

Trivia/Great Literature.

God with Earth Controller

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'

'This has been a Chris Wallace special report -- we now switch you back to Mike Wallace....'

Baldness Facts

"We're having a test on the states today, and I can never remember which one was number fifty."

Eddy's mom suggested that he do his speech on cue cards.

Reserved Parking

Nicholas Parsons RIP

'Bill remembers where he was everybody died.'

'Did you know I have 3000 bones in my body?'

It's academic

"I'll have a vole, please Carol"

'Before I met you, I didn't know any of the sitcom characters by their first names,'

"Shouldn't have bought a touch-screen TV."

Useless-memory lane

'On tonight's news: Katie Couric interviews Katie Couric.'

'No! The bully in Tom Brown's Schooldays was called 'Flashman' not 'Paxman'.'

Deep End...Shallow End

When TV networks hold pledge drives, you know the economy isn't in great shape.

"That one is for beating Eric Trump at Angry Birds."