Television Trivia Buff Pillows

Welsh countdown

Sitcom News 'Hey, Marcia! Where's that darn news! I can't find it anywhere!'

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

Television Readers.

Papageno from The Magic Flute

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

Before the Internet

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

'I'm 3 years old - that's 21 dog years - so start pouring!'

Coming up: Bush and Kerry will debate on 'saturday night live'...and whoever gets the most laughs will be the winner.'

Homo Zapiens

Tunnel of TV

Talk shows are great. Listen shows are even better.

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

Switch on brain

Quiz Night...

"If you're such a great Doctor, how come you're not on Chicargo hope or ER?"

"If I were you, I wouldn't change the channel!"

'Have you any idea just how little this is worth?'

'You should know better than to switch channels during a Garfield special.'

Woman and TV.